I Forgot To Tell You

So, my dog and I are no longer friends. I don't speak to him, pet him, walk him, or give him Amber hugs & kisses.

Why?

Because he growled & then bit my bottom lip. I leaned over to kiss the top of his head, and he bit me!

So, I am not speaking to him anymore! As a matter of fact, I am looking to get myself a puppy! THAT'LL LEARN HIM!!