Some Men Just Don't Know

I am cleaner than the average human. Actually, to tell the truth, I'm cleaner than the average clean freak! I'm so over the top OCD, I don't know what to do with myself. Everything must be wiped down a million times before I can use them. Honestly, this is a very time consuming issue! Things like bathroom vanities, kitchen cabinets, bathtubs, etc... are to be cleaned in a certain fashion. If you can't do it right, then don't do it at all! What I've come to realize is that if you weren't raised this way, then you clearly will never understand what I'm taking about...like the toothpaste being left with the top off, and toothpaste oozzzing off of the sides...UNACCEPTABLE!! Just move out of my way and let me do it!!!