A Numerous Amount of Questions That Need To Be Answered, Pt. 1

Why do people use their phone holding the phone with their right hand up to the left ear? Is the right ear not close enough?

If dogs are really color blind, why do humans make such a big deal over what color toy they purchase them?

Why is there a self-serve line at the airport? Is it that only terrorists will be patient enough to wait inline for an employee to assist them?

Why is it that when you have insomnia, and you pick up The Holy Bible to start reading, do you instantly fall asleep?
And, why doesn't it work for me?

Why does the lady that's been doing my hair over the last month, not Quisqeya of course, always do the opposite of what I ask her to do, and then have the nerve to pop mess in spanish as if I don't know what she's saying?

I got a mani/pedi last week friday and my nailpolish is peeling off, but my toe nailpolish is in tact. With all of the technology that we have, can we not do something about that?

If all there is to fear is fear ITSELF, why am I still afraid of the dark...but, only when I sleep alone?

What good would a ladder rack do for someone like me?