I Told You So
Here I was thinking that it was me. I just got off of the train in a mighty contagious laughter.
A woman walks onto the E train with her two children. One sits by me, the woman and the other child stand and hold onto the handle bars in the middle of the car. The one sitting next to me, amazingly & lucky for him, remained quite and still throughout the entire ride. The other child decided to swing around all of the bars, sit on the floor, take off his coat, cry, lay on the floor, run back and forth from one side of the car to the other where his brother and I sat. Where is the mother you ask? Well, she's standing in front of me saying and doing nothing. So, you know my face is screwed up, and looking at the mother like if he comes too close to me HE WILL GET SNATCHED UP OR KNOCKED DOWN..which ever my child reflex decides to do. I look over to the seat in front of me and there is a lady sitting there with the same exact facial expression as mine. She looks over at me, shakes her head, and says he needs a spanking. I laughed! Then she says, when she was younger I knew better, my mother was not having it. She would have smacked the hell out of me. I knew it wasn't just me...I had to laugh, HARD! I TOLD YOU SO! I'M NOT MEAN, THEY JUST NEED TO TAKE THE CLASS TO CONTROL THEIR KIDS BEFORE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEM!
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