Again...I Just Want A Sandwich!!!

I like to go to the corner store to order sandwiches. What do I order? I walk in, & greet everyone (they know me because I go in there ALL of the time), and place my order... I would like PLAIN Boar's Head Turkey on a hero with lettuce, mayonaise, and black pepper. Of course, they still have to ask.. Do you want cheese?..or...Do you want tomato's? DUDE, DID I ASK YOU FOR CHESSE OR TOMATO'S?!?!
So, two days ago I had a HUGE dilemma..do I walk in the cold,& go through the pain of placing an order at the corner store...or...do I walk in the cold, down to Key Food, purchase pasta, go home and "cook"?
I decided to allow someone else to make my food for me...I mean why do it myself if I don't have to?
I placed my order and he didn't question me...HE GOT IT, HE DID IT!! I was so excited!!!
I get home and prepare myself to eat, grab the remote & turn on the tv. Yeah baby!!!
I open up my sandwich & what do I see?? Not cheese, not tomato's... HAM...THERE IS HAM IN MY SANDWICH!!!! WHY?!?! I DIDN'T ASK FOR HAM!!! DID YOU HEAR ME ASK FOR HAM??!! I DIDN'T THINK SO!!! I DO NOT EAT HAM!!!
So, now, I have to get up, change my clothes again, coat, hat, scarf, shoes back on...back into the cold... and return this HAM sandwich!!!
I ended up walking back to the store returning the sandwich, then walking down to Key Food to buy the pasta, then home to "cook" the pasta.
I FINALLY LEARNED MY LESSION...NO MORE CORNER STORE SANDWICHES!!