Popcorn Is Stupid

I’m not rich! I don’t have a need for home theater popcorn machines. I don’t even like popcorn. It has to be one of the worst inventions EVER made. Why must those kernels get stuck between your teeth, or stuck in your throat? Then it makes you cough and hack until it finally decides to come out. All of that is too much work for me. And, need I mention the God awful after taste? Oddly enough, when I was younger I loved the stuff. I think I may have had a tramatizing kernel experience.